Bass Ackwards


That’s a thought I have often about how we as a society go about things – bass ackwards.

We human beings are so adamant that we always know a better way to do things. A more intelligent, sophisticated, righteous way of doing things. It’s like we think we have been placed on this earth solely to figure out what is wrong with it, and to see what all we can do to “fix” it.

God, is the human mind ever a conceited fucktard.

Shockingly enough, doing things our way appears to be about as far from ideal as humanly possible.

The right way of doing things instead seems to be more or less an eventual return to the way things were before we decided to show up and “fix” things.

Anywho, here’s a few reasons we’re all doomed as a species.


1. We need three things to survive: water, air, and food, and we pollute them all.

Seriously, how fucking stupid are we?

*Side note: I often, even more confusingly, hear people say “Why would God put those things underground if he didn’t want us to extract them?” Well, number one, that makes zero fucking sense, and number two, that’s like saying “Why would my neighbor put up a fence if he didn’t want me to jump it?”

2. We spend a mortgage’s worth of money to go to school to get a job so we can afford to buy a house.

Take a second to reread that.

Not to mention, we decided somewhere along the line that people should have to pay to educate themselves.

Dumb, dumb, dumb.

3. Speaking of which, we work in jobs so we can afford to pay for things that we could actually do ourselves.

I dunno, but maybe if we put more emphasis on learning to do those things instead: build a home, grow our own food, clean, fix stuff, etc., then maybe we wouldn’t have to work so much to pay off all those student loans.

*Side Note: We also view people who have those skills, and work in those trades, as less educated. Dumb.

4. You have to go into debt to show that you are good with money (i.e. have a good credit score).

Bass ackwards!

5. There are people starving all over the world, and yet according to the British Institution of Mechanical Engineers (IME), we waste half of the food worldwide.

6. Speaking of waste, look around you, you’re surrounded by needless and unsustainable things.

7. I figured I’d leave a gap in the education points (since I could probably come up with a million), but in 2015 54% of our discretionary spending went to Defense and Homeland Security while 6% went to education.

Call me crazy, but maybe if we were all a little more educated we wouldn’t feel the need to bomb each other.

8. You can own a gun without any education whatsoever. 

*Side Note: I wrote this list in 2015. Sadly, that just goes to show we haven’t gotten any smarter as of 2018.

9. We learn from making mistakes, and yet we try and shelter our youth from so much failure in society that all we really succeed in doing is making them incredibly susceptible to failure.

*Side Note: I once worked in a school district where they made us grade in purple ink because some study had shown that red ink was detrimental to a students’ self esteem. Well, then explain to me how the fuck little Johnny is gonna feel when he gets fired and there’s no going away party?

10. Our social worlds are flooded with stories/pictures/videos of celebrities, sports teams, and entertainment news. Meanwhile wars are going on, diseases are affecting millions, and income inequality is growing. In other words, the things we give our attention to is bass ackwards!

11. We label things that are organic, all-natural, non-gmo, etc., but we don’t label things that are full of chemicals, pesticides, and artificial ingredients.

12. We buy High Definition T.V.’s so that everything looks real from the inside, instead of actually immersing ourselves in real life outside.

13. Our whole government structure is largely based off a document that is over 200 years old and that was signed by a handful of people whom none of us ever knew.

Just saying. 


And the list goes on…

On a more encouraging note, we are having a conversation, and you are reading material that none of us would have ever had access to a few years ago. So maybe our brains will figure it all out after all.

Probably not, but maybe.

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Bass Ackwards ; )

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